Commie Jokes
I still find Communist jokes amusing. Perhaps it’s because I don’t remember a time when the communists were really a threat. To me, they’re basically cartoon villains–menacing but ultimately harmless–like Gargamel to the Smurfs or Cobra Commander to G.I. Joe: trying to do harm, but always thwarted. All I really remember of the communists is their demise, not the real threat they once represented. So to me commies are funny.
I was excited, then, to read The Times of London’s Top Ten Communist Jokes. You can find them here.
My favorite joke, though, didn’t make the cut. I found it in the comments:
Question: What’s the difference between Capitalism and Communism?
Answer: Capitalism is the exploitation of man by man, whereas Communism is exactly the reverse


You created a communism tag for your blog? How often do you plan on using that one?
Lindsay
June 26, 2008 at 12:14 am
With the Democrats poised for big gains this fall, I anticipate using it regularly.
John Baxter Oliphant
June 26, 2008 at 7:38 am
Well played, sir.
Lindsay
June 27, 2008 at 9:41 pm